Treat me like your phone
TREAT ME LIKE YOUR PHONE
Dear Husband,
Please, treat me like your cell phone:
1. Always have me in mind.
2. Never leave me behind.
3. Respond when I speak to you.
4. Make sure I’m always in a safe, good place.
5. Give me a listening ear.
6. Care to know where I am.
7. Take time to renew our contract periodically.
8. Cash in on those free minutes.
9. Remember to recharge when I’m low.
10. And always remember to add money when needed.
Your Wife
NO PROBLEM…BUT PLEASE DO THE SAME
Dear Wife,
I got your request, No problem. I will treat you like a cell phone, if you promise to be like one:
1. Talk to me with respect.
2. Always begin with a nice happy melody.
3. Wait patiently until I have time to listen to you.
4. Always be there to remind me about my appointments and simchos, to wake me and to remember my phone numbers.
5. Don’t get angry or insulted when I choose to delete some of your messages.
6. Don’t forget my messages.
7. Make sure to stick to all the conditions in our contract.
8. Continue services even if not all conditions are met on my part.
9. Start each day with full energy regardless of how low you ran on the previous day.
10. Start fresh when money is added.
Your Husband
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